Kenny G is 53 today. He says he’s glad to be finally getting to an age where he can appreciate his own music.
A pair of gay male penguins at a zoo in Germany are raising a chick that was abandoned by its parents. Wow, Germany’s got really lax gay animal adoption laws.
A pastor in Kentucky is urging parishioners to bring their guns to church to celebrate the Fourth of July and the Second Amendment. Which of course states the right to bear crazy.
Wal-Mart says that opening 150 new stores in the U.S. this year will create 22,000 jobs. For people to dread going to.
A high school student in Pennsylvania was tasered Thursday when he wouldn’t stop talking on his cell phone. Cell phones are allowed in the school but only in the case of an emergency. Unless the emergency is being stunned by a taser.
